bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks soft emotional exteriors, you assholes
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
rusty-0994: Holy fucking shit I’m crying. This is the most erotic porn I’ve ever seen
pretty much how I think Saturdays would have turned out if I stayed at LMC. you’re welcome Hay Hay.
snorlaxatives: legalize peruvian puff peppers