Have you ever noticed…
That LOL in lower case looks like someone waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care?
I did.
lol=
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
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a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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cuppa-darjeeling replied to your post: If you think that Gay marriage is the biggest issue this election. I agree. And coming from a lesbian, that ought to say something. The economy is more important right now. I won’t enjoy marriage if I can’t eat, buy petrol, let alone have a job. Obama’s changed his stance to get short sighted people to vote for him.
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“I’m eighty years old. An eighty-six year old man was just speaking to me in a flirtatious manner, I believe, but his daughter pulled him away.”


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